If any of you were thinking I exaggerate about how crazy my children are, this is the text conversation between myself (green bubbles) and my husband this afternoon. (please excuse his spelling, he has big thumbs and a tiny blackberry)

This is a really big deal for Ems, we have big discussions on the appropriate way to use the Lord’s name.

*sigh*

I’m still trying to figure out how my daughter accidentally shoved a decorative floral skewer up my son’s nose.

But at least you know I’m not exaggerating.